Andrew Ross Sorkin’s Sweet Vanity Plates


Just kidding, this isn’t the Too Big to Fail author’s car. Even the words of wunderkinds do not buy Porsches. The above Cayenne Turbo belongs to a Morgan Stanley vice-president, who the reporter says had the plates made “as a joke” after the crash. (It’s better than someone at Citigroup doing it, which would not be nearly as hilarious.) We have it on good authority that Sorkin did get “2 Big 2 Fail” tattooed on his ass, though. [via Clusterstock]