After dubbing nearby children "little fuckers" and heckling flight attendants, Ivana Trump was physically escorted off her flight from West Palm Beach to LaGuardia, pre-takeoff. On a separate flight last September, the Donald's first wife called some children "barbarians" and told them to shut up. Though he spent last week in court because he's late on child support, Michael Lohan said wife Dina "received a lot of cash from me as well as commissions on business deals I executed." And: "Regardless of what Dina says, I will always love her. She is a breath of fresh air." According to Henry Louis Gates Jr.'s upcoming PBS documentary, Faces of America, Meryl Streep is distantly related to Eva Longoria. Angelina Jolie told German magazine Das Neue, "I doubt that fidelity is essential for a relationship. Neither Brad nor I have ever claimed that living together means to be chained together. We make sure that we never restrict each other." She added, "When the nice Brad fails to see that he's wrong, I get so angry that I tear his shirt." A blind item says an unidentified male model had unprotected sex with "a certain starlet" and now he fears he has an STD. Oh, and last week, Lindsay Lohan introduced her new beau, Gucci model and infamous City star Adam Senn, to her family.
Jeffrey Epstein, the fresh-out-of-the-clink billionaire who solicited girls for prostitution, has settled with four of the women who were suing him, though he's still got fourteen to go. A lawyer says the girls are "fearful of him," since Epstein's investigators are mining for dirt on the accusers and the girls are "beat up [emotionally]." Fairfield Greenwich Group's founder Walter Noel canceled his family's annual vacation in Mustique this year after losing $7 billion of his clients' cash to Bernie Madoff. Sources say Noel rented his island estate to Bill Gates instead, and Gates might want to buy the place.
TMZ has gotten its paws on a photo which seems to show John F. Kennedy sunbathing on a yacht while two topless women jump off, and a few more topless women tan on the top deck. They date it circa the mid-fifties, when Kennedy was a senator and a husband. Adrian Grenier took shots at the Yard. Susan Sarandon stopped by Burdick Chocolates. Oliver Stone drank at the Gates. NYU professor and prophet of economic doom Nouriel Roubini hosted a party at RdV, a swanky basement lounge in the meatpacking district, and partied with his wingmen, George Soros and Donald Trump. Jude Law was photographed vacationing in Barbados with on-again girlfriend Sienna Miller. Kiefer Sutherland dined with Jon Bon Jovi at Lure Fishbar.
Despite being jailed Christmas morning on domestic-violence charges and reportedly threatening his wife, Brooke Mueller, with a knife, Charlie Sheen, who dubbed his last wife Denise Richards a "sad, jobless pig," apparently has "no plans for divorce." Denzel Washington turned 55 today. Madonna reportedly purchased a $9 million, 30-acre ranch in the Hamptons. The estate formerly belonged to Kelly Klein, Calvin Klein's ex-wife. Over the weekend, Jon Gosselin's apartment was trashed by a "sick perpetrator," his lawyer said. A note bearing ex-girlfriend Hailey Glassman's name was attached to a butcher knife found speared into a bedroom dresser, but police "haven't been able to prove it was her," and Glassman's lawyer said "somebody appears to be trying to frame [Hailey]" and it "appears to be a huge, huge publicity stunt and nothing else." Post-breakup with A-Rod, Kate Hudson is shopping and eating ice cream in Aspen with Elle Macpherson. As reported on Ivanka Trump's Twitter, on the very first day of her honeymoon safari with Jared Kushner, the newlyweds "spotted 2 lionesses, 10 hippos, 3 rhinos, 3 giraffes, and a group of baboons!" Obviously the animals are giving her special treatment because she's a Trump.