Naughty Bankers Need Love, Too

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You would think that the top reasons Wall Street professionals would cheat on their spouses would be because (1) they are bored like everyone else, (2) they feel entitled, or (3) because after having their faces figuratively ripped off in this market, the only thing that makes them feel any better is going down to Dina's Dungeon and having their balls literally stomped on. But in fact, those are only reasons four, nine, and two, respectively, according to the website Illicit Encounters, which reports that the top reason bankers have affairs is "to feel loved." [Fine Extra via Dealbreaker]