In a new series of public service announcements, CBS is encouraging people to give the gift of healthy lady parts. "Want to do something special for your woman this Christmas?" actor Chris Beetem asks. "Schedule her pap smear. Pap smears save lives." It's hard to argue with CBS's intentions here. Saving lives is great! But if anyone actually gives his lady friend a Pap smear for the holidays, he'll be the one in need of medical care.