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Gwyneth to Go Country

Someone "accidentally" spilled a drink on Orlando Bloom while he was dining at Lavo in Vegas with Miranda Kerr and Rosario Dawson. Someone from the John Varvatos flagship immediately fetched him a new one, and he changed shirts in front of his fellow happy restaurantgoers. Without acting jobs to distract her from her disastrous love life, Lindsay Lohan is either trying to hook up with John Mayer (who was last seen playing cupid for LiLo and Samantha Ronson) or steal Jessica Alba's husband. Or both. Despite onscreen squabbles and love triangles, Brody Jenner, Kristin Cavallari, and Audrina Patridge celebrated the Hills finale by doing shots together at SL, while Whitney Port and Roxy Olin both lost their cell phones. Meanwhile, Lo Bosworth wants to be like Oprah for tweens, covering "important topics" like "Breaking Up With Your Boyfriend." Tom Brady knows the gender of his baby, but he's not telling Gisele. Apparently Goop is going country. Gwyneth Paltrow is slated to star with Tim McGraw and Leighton Meester in a singing drama, Love Don't Let Me Down. And former ice queen Nicole Kidman has been spending a little too much time down South with Keith Urban; she referred to Taylor Swift as "a honey bun."

Michaele and Tareq Salahi informed their friends via Facebook that their Christmas party, for which all guests had to agree to be filmed, has been postponed. The four teens known as the "Burglar Bunch," who were accused of breaking into Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Rachel Bilson's homes, pleaded not guilty. Tinsley Mortimer's father chatted with "Page Six" about a catfight between his ex-wife and his 29-year-old "escort," whom he sorta married last month. But he assures us that the marriage isn't legal because he's still married to someone else. The London NYC Hotel took over Gordon Ramsay's cash-strapped eatery, informing vendors with a letter that misspelled Ramsay's name. Marc Jacobs and Lorenzo Martone closed on a $10.4 million townhouse in the Village. And heiress turned criminal Casey Johnson declines to speak out about model Jasmine Lennard's charges against her, noting, "It is a very serious thing she is charging me with, so I am not going to mess it up by telling my side."

Britney Spears spent her birthday shopping the men's section of Fred Segal. Chelsea Clinton toasted to her engagement at Beppe. Rihanna is celebrating the release of her new album at M2 tonight. Hulk Hogan is engaged and flaunted his fiancée's ring to the TMZ cameras. George Clooney's girlfriend sports sexy lingerie on the cover of FHM, but covered up in a crewneck sweater and trousers to hang out with Clooney's mother at L.A.'s Up in the Air premiere. Dancing With the Stars' newly single Julianne Hough was hanging out in a Nashville lesbian bar. Anthony Michael Hall's ex says the Brat Packer, who supposedly bit his girlfriend, says he is "absolutely not violent." And Zoe Saldana likes toting a gun in Avatar, commenting, "It's boring to always play the victim or the compliant little woman. Eff that! ... Why don't you have my baby and wait at home while I go kill some motherfuckers? It's just very empowering."

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