Holy Moses: Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins Broke Up


In this uncertain world, there are precious few things that we feel we can rely on and take for granted. Gravity is one. The availability of Oreos is another. And the fact that no matter how many episodes we watch, there will always be a Law & Order we haven't seen. Similarly, there are at least three celebrity relationships that have remained constant for the bulk of our lives: Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell, Bon Jovi and Dorothea Hurley, and Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins. Today, we learn that one of those partnerships is no more:

"Actress Susan Sarandon and her partner of 23 years, actor Tim Robbins have announced that they separated over the summer," her rep Teal Cannaday tells PEOPLE in a statement. "No further comments will be made."

Since the summer. The world has been a different place, and we didn't even know. Goes to show you can't count on celebrities for anything. At least if gravity fails us, we'll know right away.

Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins Split [People]