Karl Rove: The GOP’s New Most-Eligible Bachelor

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Turd Blossom looking for same.
Turd Blossom looking for same. Photo: Getty Images

Karl Rove and his wife of 24 years were quietly granted a divorce last week, and their spokeswoman, Dana Perino, waited until the perfect slow regular-news and obsessive terror-news day to announce it this afternoon:


"The couple came to the decision mutually and amicably, and they maintain a close relationship and a strong friendship. There will be no further comment, and the family requests that its privacy be respected.”

Lest the beauty of the Rove friend-ivorce not be expressed enough by that announcement, a family friend told Politico:


"They maintain a strong friendship, and they both feel that that friendship is a source of comfort and inspiration for their friends and family.”

Rove's dating profile can be found at turd_blossom.eharmony.com.

Karl Rove Granted Divorce in Texas [Politico]