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Memo to Car Thieves: Learn to Drive Stick

Or better yet, don’t. That way, more women like Anne Justima of Jackson Heights can have the satisfaction of seeing you flee humiliated after you slash them with a knife and force them out of their own cars on Madison Avenue. [NYP]

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Memo to Car Thieves: Learn to Drive Stick