Silvio Berlusconi to Use Bloody-Face Picture on Campaign Poster


In an effort to win one million new members for his party, Italian Prime Minister Silvio “Really?” Berlusconi will be blanketing Italy with thousands of posters featuring the famous picture taken of his bloodied face after a man attacked him with a souvenir statue earlier this month. The posters will bear the slogan “Love always wins over hate,” which is, at press time, not yet clearly the case. Let it never be said that ol’ Silvio doesn’t know how to make lemonade.

Silvio Berlusconi to Use Bloodied Face in Campaign Poster [Telegraph UK]