Just as we were prepared to shut the door on the first (hopefully of many!) annual Skank Week, new rumors have surfaced about the so-far-denied affair between Rachel Uchitel and Tiger Woods. From Radar: "Uchitel told friends that she and Tiger liked to have sex while taking the drug Ambien. Uchitel told one pal, 'You know you have crazier sex on Ambien — you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex.'" Readers: Is that a thing? We've witnessed people in an Ambien haze, certainly. But Ambien sex? This makes us feel old not knowing this. (This is not the first time in all of this that we've heard about Ambien. Allegedly Tiger mentioned that he needed to take one after having a particularly vivid dream involving Uchitel, Derek Jeter, and David Boreanaz.) Meanwhile, now blogs are running around saying Woods did "drugs before having sex," which is technically true, but we're not sure we'd say Viagra spokesman Bob Dole was running around "doing drugs" before sex.
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