Straight Men Like Gasmasters, Too


This has got to be the grossest trend we’ve followed yet, but someone with the same “gasmaster” predilections as that gay who is roaming around Manhattan just posted a “Missed Connection” on Craigslist for Danbury, Connecticut: “You were the tall brunette with the near perfect body that farted in the bread section last night. I was the tall guy next to you that looked over and asked, ‘Was that you?’ You quickly replied ‘No … Wasn’t me!’ You almost seemed insulted I would ask … You are beautiful and even if you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, I’d love to meet up sometime.” [Craigslist]