Tiger Was ‘Very Insecure’ About Being Too Small, You Know, Down There

All he needs to do is wear heels more often.

Tiger Woods mistress Jamiee Grubbs once made the mistake of commenting that the golfer's calves were very thin. The golfer, she told Us, did not take this well: "I remember him giving me the biggest death look. He told me he was very insecure about the size of his calves. He said, 'I can't grow calves.' And I was like, 'Okay, sorry!'" [Us]