At a reception shortly after he became CEO of American International Group, Robert Benmosche reportedly told a group of AIG executives that “a part of his anatomy was bigger than the government’s,” according to The Wall Street Journal. The Journal is too shy to tell us which part he was referring to, so we have to guess! Was it:
1. His arms (Look at them, they are massive! Like whole pork loins!)
2. His belly! (It makes him look jolly!)
3. His head (Metaphorically?)
We can’t think of what else it could be, can you guys?