It’s no longer just people who don’t give up their subway seat to the disabled who are in danger of being publicly humiliated. A new Twitter feed, N Train Gossip, which bills itself as like “US Weekly … but every day … and only for the N train … and its [sic] not famous people. OK, so maybe its [sic] NOT like US Weekly,” has dedicated itself to paparazzi-ing nose pickers, stinky-food eaters, loud talkers, subway spooners, and assorted other subway offenders — as well as sometimes people who are just standing around. “Ummm … nice Mickey Mouse mp3 player, grown Asian woman,” reads the most recent tweet. Is it you? You’d better hope not.