James Carville Does Not Fear Penis Measurements

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Carville's wife, Mary Matalin, striking the perfect pose for this post. Photo: Getty Images

As the world continues to grapple with the privacy implications of full-body scanning machines, famed Democratic strategist James Carville has declared that he is ready and willing to have his penis measured in the name of airline security. "Let me buy a [security] pass ... so that they can scan me and and search me and measure my penis, then let me get on the plane," he said on Tony Kornheiser's radio show. "I'll sacrifice my civil rights to get me up in the air, like Clooney." So, uh, what size penis will be required to board a plane, exactly? Not that we're worried! Just curious, really. Heh ... [Washington Scene/Hill via Jonathan Martin/Twitter]