Leighton Meester Wants to Psychoanalyze the Cast of Jersey Shore

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Personally, we think this outfit should be psychoanalyzed. Photo: Getty Images

Brangelina dined at Le Perigord, a few tables away from Andrea Mitchell and Alan Greenspan. Leighton Meester says she wants to be a psychiatrist, specifically to study the cast of Jersey Shore. In the middle of Adrian Grenier's Harrah's Atlantic City performance with his band the Honey Brothers, some guy in the front row threw a drink in his face. Lindsay Lohan claims her longtime best friend, Patrick "Pootie" Aufdenkamp, stole the sketches for her new 6126 clothing line. Gisele's Barrow Street townhouse sold for $12.95 million to staunch Republican R. Jerry Parker Jr. Lenny Kravitz says that the R&B track he recorded with Michael Jackson, "Another Day," was "one of the most amazing musical experiences [he] ever had," but he didn't release it.

The Break-Up and Wedding Crashers star Vince Vaughn married real-estate agent Kyla Weber in a small ceremony outside Chicago. Giants cornerback Aaron Ross is marrying Sanya Richards, the world's fastest female 400 meter runner, in front of guests like Eli Manning and rapper Cam'ron in Austin, Texas. Beyoncé rang in 2010 by performing at a St. Barts party thrown by Libyan dictator Muammar Qaddafi's son. Jay-Z, Lindsay Lohan, Usher, and Paul Allen all joined in the Nikki Beach festivities. Leona Lewis was thrown from a horse and hospitalized in L.A. last Wednesday, but then hobbled into the Bank nightclub in Vegas to party the next night. Milk's Emile Hirsch is joining Jessica Biel and Lupe Fiasco to climb Mount Kilimanjaro on Thursday to support clean water worldwide. In honor of his 50th birthday, Val Kilmer sent all his friends a picture of himself with 50 Cent.

Children of Maplewood, New Jersey, swarmed Christine Ebersole's New Year's Day party to get a glimpse of Alan Rickman, otherwise known as Harry Potter's professor Severus Snape. U.K. health and beauty retailer Superdrug named Angelina Jolie the "Beauty Icon of the Decade," with Jennifer Aniston and Kylie Minogue falling close behind. Rihanna's been canoodling in Mexico with L.A. Dodgers outfielder Matt Kemp. Susan Boyle wants a husband. Formerly svelte Spartan Gerard Butler showed off a softer frame in Barbados. Britney Spears sported lipstick and mascara while doing crunches and using the treadmill at L.A.'s Mondrian gym, sweating it out until her smeared makeup made her look like "Heath Ledger as the joker." Kelly Cutrone's giving MTV a run for its money. She landed her own Bravo show, Kell on Earth, which premieres next month. Michelle Trachtenberg rocked a bejeweled beret on a first-class flight from L.A. to New York.