"Where I come from, we believe in something we call a 40-day break after the baby," the unfamous mother of Matthew McConaughey's 3-week-old child tells Us magazine, who not only recorded these words but repeated them to us and now we are repeating them to you because we are too brain dead from reading them to do anything else. "You kind of respect all the hard work your body has just done and give it a break. For these 40 days, you really take it easy. By that I mean no sex, light, healthy food, no trips to the gym. Then, after 40 days, you are good to go." [Us]
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