Nicky Hilton and Bijou Phillips Swing to Casey Johnson’s (Dogs’) Rescue

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These girls, almost there when you need them. Photo: Getty Images

En route to Ventnor, an island resort off the coast of England, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart posed for a picture with a fan outside a grocery store on New Year's Eve. Shortly thereafter, the photo popped up on a blog and fans (unsuccessfully) scoured the island hunting for the happy couple. Jessica Szohr and Ed Westwick shared nachos at the Regal Union Square theater. Tila Tequila refused to open the door for Nicky Hilton and Bijou Philips, claiming the duo was coming to collect and put down Casey Johnson's decrepit toy poodle. But they came in, took two of her dogs, her fur coats, and her insulin shots anyway. Paris Hilton proceeded to mourn Johnson's death by woefully walking around Beverly Hills with her head down and her sunglasses on. And after accusing her former BFF of stealing her clothing-line sketches, Lindsay Lohan lost her ride home from St. Barts on their shared private jet, missed her US Airways connection, and had to high-tail it from Charlotte to NYC via Hertz rental car.

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