Rush Limbaugh Is Healthy as a Horse


Relax dittoheads, Rush Limbaugh is just fine. The radio host was rushed to the hospital last week after experiencing chest pain while on vacation in Hawaii. After undergoing an angiogram, the 58-year-old Limbaugh was given a clean bill of health. Never one to miss an opportunity to criticize Democrats, Limbaugh took a shot at the very idea of health care reform on his way out of the hospital. “Based on what happened to me here, I don’t think there is one thing wrong with the American healthcare system. It is working just fine,” he said, forgetting that things pretty much always work “just fine” when you’re a multi-millionaire.

Rush Limbaugh Says Doctors Found “Nothing Wrong” [ABC News]