White House Streaker Not A Security Threat

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It was 35 degrees in Washington, D.C. last night (25 degrees if you believe in wind chill) and perfect for a naked jog near the White House. At least that's what one unnamed man thought after he disrobed on a street corner, placed his clothes in a duffel bag and began running up and down E Street. Unfortunately for him and the gawking tourists, his run lasted less than a minute before police and the Secret Service apprehended him. [Washington Post]