Wow, Michael Douglas’s Son Is Going to Jail for Ten Years

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Cameron Douglas, the 31-year-old son of Michael Douglas who we had never heard of until he was arrested this summer for dealing methamphetamine and cocaine out of the Gansevoort, pleaded guilty to criminal charges yesterday and will be going to jail for a minimum of ten years. Wow. We totally thought he'd get out of it, or at least get a lighter sentence, because of his famous father. Bet he did, too. [NYP]