Ryan Seacrest had Bill Clinton on his radio show this morning, and endured a good long chat about Haiti and nutrition in school cafeterias and the environment and foreign policy before getting to the thing that he was really interested in hearing about, which is Chelsea Clinton's upcoming wedding to Marc Mezvinsky. Ryan, naturally, wanted to know all of the details: big, small, flowers, venue, colors, whether Chelsea had chosen a mermaid cut or a sheath.
But Bill didn't have much to give him.
"I'm just supposed to walk her down the aisle and pay the bills," Clinton told Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS-FM radio show Monday morning.
Ha, we bet he is. We bet he's also been put under strict orders not to deviate from the pre-written toast and especially, not to dance with or otherwise ogle any of the bridesmaids. Good luck with that!