Dick Cheney, Unprecedentedly, Is ‘Feeling Good’

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Dick Cheney was admitted to the hospital with chest pains yesterday, and will undergo a number of tests on his heart today. But don't worry, because he's up and talking and "feeling good," which has never happened before, so he should be healthy enough for respected generals to resume slapping him around in no time. [Political Ticker/CNN]