Here’s the Location of That Really Cool Party You Were Only Supposed to Vaguely Know You Didn’t Know About

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We wouldn't have even bothered to pick up on this gloating Gawker report about a party so awesome and so secret that its awesomeness could only be recognized by letting people know they didn't know about it, but then the Village Voice totally tracked down its exact location using hints embedded in the blog post. Not that you care where it is now, because it's already so obviously uncool. [Sound of the City/VV]