Judge Temporarily Protects World From John Edwards Sex Tape

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North Carolina Superior Court Judge Abraham Penn Jones has ordered Andrew Young, John Edwards' former aide and fall man, to turn over a sex tape of Edwards getting busy with a pregnant women (probably mistress Rielle Hunter). Young is storing the tape and two copies in an Atlanta safety deposit box. Once Young turns the tape over, as he says he will, it will put "under lock and key...until the lawsuit is resolved." After that, it will inevitably be distributed over the Internet and we'll all have no choice but to watch it. [Politco]