Now Dick Cheney Has Had Five Heart Attacks

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Yep, his latest coronary episode was deemed a mild heart attack, proving that heart disease affects old, rich, retired politicians in a bi-partisan fashion. After all, Bill Clinton had to have emergency heart surgery earlier this month. Of course, in our imaginations, the activities and emotions leading up to these two men's cardiac episodes vary quite a bit. [HuffPo]