Why can’t Wyoming Republican senator Mike Enzi say the name “Blagojevich”?
a) He has not watched the news, listened to news radio, or had a conversation about politics in the past fourteen months, and does not know how the name is pronounced.
b) His young son made a birthday wish that his father would never say the name “Blagojevich” again, for some reason, and it came true, à la the 1997 classic Liar, Liar.
c) He just wanted to show off his impression of “one of those Super Bowl commercials.” Which one is that? We have no idea.