At first we weren’t sure what Brooklyn Decker was talking about when we heard her say this about the shot that became her Sports Illustrated cover, which came out today:
“It’s one of those natural, nice organic moments.”
What is natural about standing topless in the ocean with your bikini top over your shoulder, strap dangling and arms twisted so as not to expose your nipple, a bunch of dudes pointing lenses and a hairdresser coming up to fluff your hair every two seconds, we wondered? The we looked closer at the photo and the position and the level of the water and realized that, clearly, she’s totally peeing. Gross!