Trader Caught Looking at Topless Pictures on Camera Suspended

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David Keily, the Australian broker whose ogling of a Miranda Kerr topless photo shoot was captured on camera by a local news station and distributed via the Internet to basically the entire world yesterday, has been scolded and is apparently being investigated by his employers at Sydney's Macquarie Private Wealth. We'd say this is unfair, except it's obviously the guy's fault, as clearly he was unable to come up with a stirring speech about how In These Times one needs all of the encouragement one can possibly get, and after all Miranda Kerr is Australian, so therefore it is practically a patriotic act, and really if you can't talk your way out of something like this than do you have any business working in finance, anyway? No, you do not. Here is the video, in case you missed it.