Hiram Monserrate’s Girlfriend Is So Not Terrified of Hiram Monserrate

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Today, Queens voters are heading to the polls to decide whether to return Hiram Monserrate to his old seat or to elect a new guy who probably isn't much better but at least has never accidentally slashed his girlfriend in the face with a glass of water. Oh, about that girlfriend, voters: She's completely fine! Look, here she is doing an incredibly awkward and shoddily filmed Internet spot for Monserrate's campaign. This should clear up any and all reservations you have about Monserrate's character.