Porn star and alleged Tiger Woods mistress Joslyn James is a little late in jumping into the whole "Here Are the Texts Tiger Sent Me" game, but in terms of content, the missives she revealed this morning on her website, SextingJoslynJames.com [NSFW!], she does not disappoint. Some texts are just casual or instructive, like: "No turkey unless it's a club sandwich," and: "Head to the elevators and go to 334. Thats your room. The door will be open with the dead bolt. I have to get back here to wait for the food. Im in room 358." Some echo other texts he's sent to other mistresses, like: "I would wear you out." And many of them deal with his wonder at the sexual the experience that Joslyn, a porn star, has under her belt (literally): "I know you have tried every positing imaginable but what turns you on besides a dp."

Tiger: Sent: 03:32 PM 08/29/2009:
I have no idea. I would love to have the ability to make you sore

Tiger: Sent: 03:36 PM 08/29/2009:
After i cum you better start sucking my cock to get it hard

Tiger: Sent: 03:37 PM 08/29/2009:
Do you ever hook up with other guys or girls

Tiger: Sent: 03:41 PM 08/29/2009:
You didnt answer the question

Tiger: Sent: 03:43 PM 08/29/2009:
Ok. I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust

Tiger: Sent: 03:48 PM 08/29/2009:
Does that excite you at all or no

Tiger: Sent: 03:52 PM 08/29/2009:
God girl. You better want to take care of me

Tiger: Sent: 04:07 PM 08/29/2009:
You are my fucking whore

Tiger: Sent: 04:08 PM 08/29/2009:
Hold you down while i choke you and Fuck that ass that i own

Tiger: Sent: 04:10 PM 08/29/2009:
Then im going to tell you to shut the Fuck up while i slap your face and pull your hair for making noise

Tiger: Sent: 01:28 PM 09/08/2009:
Have you ever had a golden shower done to you

Tiger: Sent: 01:29 PM 09/08/2009:
Just morbid curiosity

Tiger: Sent: 01:30 PM 09/08/2009:
Really. You. You have done just about everything havent you

Tiger: Sent: 01:32 PM 09/08/2009:
Never done it. I think i would get stage freight

Tiger: Sent: 12:08 PM 10/04/2009:
Don't Fucking talk to me. You almost just ruined my whole life. If my agent and these guys would have seen you there, Fuck

And people say romance is dead.

Text Messages [Sexting Joslyn James]