Larry King took his first commercial flight since September 11 recently, and the airport security people, sensing a rare opportunity for fame-fondling, took a little advantage when he failed the metal detector test.
"They had to give me the complete body search. So I had to stand there with [my] arms [out], and they are talking with me at the same time, 'loved the show last night, turn over your belt,' and then they grab you by the privates. They examined me pretty good."
But wait: What did they find? Why did Larry set off the alarm? Was he smuggling a load of gold coins and/or is he pierced downstairs? This really raises a lot of questions.
Larry King gets fondled [Washington Examiner]