Lindsay Lohan Resembles That Drunk Baby Very Much!

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We find E-Trade's baby ads hilarious, but there's one person who did not find a recent one — in which a male baby tells a suspicious female that he didn't call her because he was trading when really he was gadding about with a "milkoholic" baby called "Lindsay" (it defies description, you just have to watch it) — the least bit amusing. Goddamnit, Lindsay Lohan said to herself. That drunken, slutty, probably un-pottytrained baby they're talking about is me. Now she's suing them for $100 million. If she succeeds, this will do terrible damage to the small-penis rule.

See the Commercial That Made Lindsay Lohan Sue E*TRADE for $100 Million, Hilariously [Vulture]