This is a sign that was recently installed in a Harlem outpost of Chuck E. Cheese:
"No gang-style apparel, including but not limited to hats, shirts, buckles, bandanas, towels ... No gang-type conduct or behavior, including verbal slogans, greetings, hand signs or intimidation. No weapons or tools or any sort whatsoever; including knives, chains, screwdrivers, glass cutters."
Is it weird that out of a list that includes "weapons," "chains," and "glass cutters," the banned items that most surprised us were "towels"? Chuck E. Cheese is barf central! Who doesn't want to come prepared?