No Glass Cutters at Chuck E. Cheese, Please


This is a sign that was recently installed in a Harlem outpost of Chuck E. Cheese:

"No gang-style apparel, including but not limited to hats, shirts, buckles, bandanas, towels ... No gang-type conduct or behavior, including verbal slogans, greetings, hand signs or intimidation. No weapons or tools or any sort whatsoever; including knives, chains, screwdrivers, glass cutters."

Is it weird that out of a list that includes "weapons," "chains," and "glass cutters," the banned items that most surprised us were "towels"? Chuck E. Cheese is barf central! Who doesn't want to come prepared?

Chuck E. squeeze on thugs [NYP]