Sandra Bullock Moves Out On Jesse James After Affair Story

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Fresh off her Academy Award win, Sandra Bullock has reportedly moved out on her husband, Jesse James, after tattoo-covered Marilyn Manson Michelle "Bombshell" McGee revealed that she and James were boinking at his bike shop while Bullock filmed The Blind Side. You can (actually) follow Bombshell McGee on Twitter @EvilCunt. If you do, you may want to try to avoid remembering how sweetly Sandy acknowledged James during her Oscar acceptance speech not two weeks ago. Chris Rock was spotted carrying a mysterious 2-year-old girl whose identity remains unexplained. Michael Lohan blames his recent heart attack on "living a certain lifestyle when I was a young stockbroker in New York" and said daughter Lindsay texted him, "OMG. Hope you are okay." Christie Brinkley's ex-husband, Peter Cook, who is clearly over his ex, told the Daily News that Brinkley is only auctioning off her wedding dress to a charity for attention: "If she truly wanted to be charitable she could just write a check."

Madonna was reportedly spotted giving male model and City star Adem Senn a lap dance. Cindy Adams and Julianne Moore had some girl talk in the back of the Landmark Sunshine Theater, and Moore revealed she's a size 4 — not a 2 — and said she "never wants to kiss anybody but [her] husband." A 1992 Helmut Newton photo of Carla Bruni pantsless and bent over is up for auction at Phillips de Pury in London tomorrow. Amy Poehler and Will Arnett are expecting their second child. Kevin Costner is going to be a daddy for the seventh time. Evan Lysacek, sporting his Olympic medal, met with Donald Trump. Zach Braff and Patti Smith dined (at separate tables) at Da Silvano. Two people on the Internet thought it would be fun to pose as Anna Wintour's daughter Bee Shaffer, and Twitter accounts @beeshaffer317 and (now defunct) @iambeeshaffer have both been reported bogus. The pretty Columbia grad remains unharmed by her online imposters.

After the National Enquirer's Mike Walker reported that Alec Baldwin screamed at Tina Fey on the 30 Rock set, Baldwin dubbed Walker a "wheezy, old queen" and "a whore." Heidi Montag, Audrina Patridge, and Kristin Cavallari are indeed filming a new season of The Hills. Danica McKellar, better known as Winnie Cooper on The Wonder Years, is expecting her first child this fall, which is also when her next book, Hot X: Algebra Exposed, comes out. In cringe-worthy news, Adam Levine sang a Maroon 5 song to his girlfriend, model Nicole Trunfio, while Ryan Leslie sang one of his songs to his model girlfriend, Anne V., while they were all at SL celebrating the girls' 23rd birthdays. And Tina Fey appears hot and handcuffed on the cover of Esquire this month, but she told the mag: "I've come to realize that when people say, 'The thinking man's whatever' — there's no such thing. The thinking man also wants to fuck Megan Fox."