You Have a Limited Amount of Time in Which to Have Sex


Do you enjoy sex, but have for whatever reason lately been not doing it much, because Lost is on/you don't actually like your girlfriend that much/you've been feeling fat? Well. You just lost a day in what turns out to be a finite number of days that you can actually physically do it, according to a new anxiety-producing study.

The average person’s sex life ends by the age of 70, according to a report published today in the British Medical Journal. Men age 30 have an average of 35 years of sexually active life remaining, compared with 31 years for women, researchers at the University of Chicago’s department of obstetrics and gynecology estimated in the study.

The clock starts now.

Sex Ends at 70 for Most People as Health Declines, Study Says [Bloomberg]