Brangelina treated their brood to a modest holiday celebration, in which they rented the Italian island of San Servio to host a family Easter egg hunt. Katie Holmes toted Suri to an Easter Sunday DanceBrazil performance at the Joyce Theater, followed by City Bakery desserts. Brooklyn Decker tweeted "!!!!!!!! :)" when hubby Andy Roddick won the Sony Ericsson Open in Miami yesterday. Fearing an onslaught of former mistresses, the Elin-less Tiger Woods is procuring a "virtual army of private bodyguards" to accompany him at the Masters, including former FBI and Secret Service agents. And some paparazzi came to Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr's aide when the couple's Ducati stalled as they were puttering around the West Village. And Heidi Klum chatted with Tatler about how she doesn't mind being naked around her family, explaining, "My parents are still naked. I mean, it's not like we're hippies and we run around naked, but if they happened to be in their room changing or something or someone comes out of the shower, they're not, like, 'Oh my God. No. Close the door.'"
Keith McNally's chef at Pulino's, Nate Appleman, was arrested in the East Village for possessing a pocket knife, but Appleman defended, "I've collected knives since I was a kid. My mother gives me a knife every year on my birthday. This knife is the one she got me this year." André Balazs is considering turning the Standard's eighteenth floor (formerly known as the Boom Boom Room) into a private club, which should have zero effect on their door policy. Jason Schwartzman and Kristen Johnson filmed a Bored to Death scene at an S&M club in Chelsea, surrounded by whips, chains, and dog leashes. Dallas police charged Erykah Badu with disorderly conduct for stripping naked in the public square where JFK was assassinated while filming her music video. Erin Andrews has vowed to charge ahead on Dancing With the Stars, despite receiving death threats via e-mail. Michelle "Bombshell" McGee is utilizing her fifteen minutes of fame by refereeing a boxing match between Jon Gosselin's ex and a porn star. Jesse James checked out of rehab after just a week of sobriety. Or whatever it is he's trying to do. Meanwhile, a moving van was spotted at the former Bullock-James abode, carting away a loveseat, among other items of coupledom.
Noted domestic figure Alex McCord wrote a parenting book, commenting on how she drank while pregnant and brought her 2-day-old infant to Mercer Kitchen so she and Simon could down cocktails. Penn Badgley downed all-you-can-eat tacos at Mercadito Cantina. Jessica Alba plans to adopt a child, and Usher advises new parents against wearing white. Tiki Barber has called it quits with his wife of eleven years. Vegas doesn't want any part of Twyla Tharp's Sinatra musical, Come Fly Away, causing much dismay among the show's producers. And, like most 17-year-olds, Miley Cyrus is easing her high-stress life by buying and decorating a Zen-style house, explaining that it's "like my own kind of therapy."