In an interview with Gawker, Disgusting Person Jill Zarin said, “Every season [of Real Housewives] I say it is my last! Who knows … they haven’t asked anyone back yet.” She also admits she “absolutely” wishes she had handled her fight with Bethenny Frankel differently. “I think I was out of my mind … Bobby, empty nest thoughts, and private matters. I am embarrassed.” Well, seeing yourself on reality TV is 20/20 now, isn’t it? Sources say Alex Rodriguez and Cameron Diaz are “totally together” after meeting at a benefit Super Bowl party in February, but the couple is trying to keep it quiet. And today in strange love, pop punk princess Avril Lavigne, fresh off her divorce from Sum 41’s Deryck Whibley, is getting serious — or at least drunk — with Hills heartthrob Brody Jenner. The two were spotted taking Jägermeister shots at the Bellagio in Vegas last weekend, and after throwing back a few, Lavigne grabbed a microphone and exclaimed, “I love you, Brodddddy!” (Emphasis ours.) Then Lavigne and Jenner sang “I Gotta Feeling.”
Jake Gyllenhaal, this month’s GQ cover boy, seems adorably melancholy, telling the magazine that being single is “okay.” On his parents’ recent divorce, he said, “There’s not a fantasy. I know [relationships are] messy.” He added: “Who am I to say what the most important thing in life is? I really don’t know. Particularly right now in my life.” Adrien Brody turns 37 today. At the Actors Fund’s gala, reformed womanizer Warren Beatty told 81-year-old actress Arlene Dahl that she’s “the most beautiful woman to have ever graced the stage.” Dahl reportedly whispered to her husband, “Amazing compliment … I am the only star he didn’t sleep with!” Artist Kenny Scharf broke a molar on an olive pit at Patrick McMullan’s dinner for Dianne Brill at the East Side Social Club. Former Us Weekly editor Janice Min has sold her Lafayette Street condo for $7 million and is moving to L.A. Martha Stewart live-tweeted Tuesday’s Yankees game, noting that “Derek looks really good.” In an upcoming PBS interview with Tavis Smiley, Chris Rock advises Tiger Woods to “Just say [to wife Elin Nordegren], ‘I’m going to try to do my best.’ [Because] you never know when Alicia Keys might give you the look … you’re powerless.”
Dancing With the Stars’ Aiden Turner says he motorboated dance partner Edyta Sliwinska by accident: “I was going for her neck … but her breasts were right in front of me!” In the extra-sparkly Sex and the City 2 poster, Sarah Jessica Parker walks through a desert in heels. Kim Cattrall told the Sun, “We’ll call time when there are no stories left to tell and that’s really the writer’s call,” so a third Sex and the City film isn’t out of the question.