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Madonna Returns to Malawi, Lays Brick
In the midst of encouraging Lindsay Lohan to check into rehab, Michael Lohan popped the question to Jon Gosselin's ex, Kate Major (and no, she's not pregnant). When Us magazine informed LiLo of the engagement, she tactfully responded, "I'm gonna vomit! I so didn't need that info. Yuck!" Gosselin, meanwhile, is suing Kate for primary custody of their eight kids, referring to her as an "absentee mom," and listing her involvement in Dancing With the Stars as a prime example of her negligent behavior. Amid a plaid-clad Mike Myers and midriff-baring Joan Jett,