It's hard to imagine there are worse details about Tiger Woods that one of his mistresses might have than golden-showers texts or the tampon story. But Original Mistress Rachel Uchitel — who abruptly canceled a press conference with her lawyer, Gloria Allred, amid rumors of a payoff — must have some seriously mind-blowing stuff on the golfer.

If this latest report from TMZ is to be believed.

sources — and they are good — tell TMZ Tiger was so concerned with the depth and detail of information from Alleged Mistress #1 that they folded like a cheap suit, and offered the huge $10 million sum in return for an ironclad confidentiality agreement.

What could it involve? Bestiality? Midgets? Both at the same time? Whatever it is, it must be pretty salacious, because all Mindy Lawton got after pulling her tampon out in a church parking lot was a chicken wrap from Subway.

10 Million Reasons Tiger Was Afraid of Rachel [TMZ]