Somebody Tasted a Bean Swastika Today

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We assume. How else would law enforcement know for sure that the swastikas scrawled on the windows of the Arizona capitol building today — some kind of statement about the new illegal-immigration law, presumably — were made of refried beans? Somebody must have the honor of going home tonight and telling their significant other, "Work today? Eh, not much. I tasted a swastika made of beans. Thought it was going to be poop, but it was beans. Same old otherwise." [AP via HuffPo]