Pretty much every day, there's a story to read on RadarOnline or in the celebrity weeklies telling us that Swedish-model mommy Elin Nordegren is going to leave her husband. So many stories, in fact, that we were suddenly surprised that People, which has the amazing habit of only waiting until they are almost completely sure about something before reporting it, had a story that the two were finally splitting. But after Elin skipped the Masters (can you blame her? All those journalists and cameras and soft clapping?) to go see her mother in the hospital, People joined the divorce bandwagon. "Elin was violently angry over [Tiger's intense Nike commercial] and thought it was a cheesy thing to do," one friend told the magazine. "She wouldn't have gone near the Masters under any condition, but that just made her madder. She is over Tiger. I wouldn't be surprised if she files for divorce sometime soon."
The same source tells the mag:
She's so far beyond hurt now. If she were angry or if she hated him, they might still have a chance to work it out. But she's beyond that. She's numb. She just doesn't care anymore. She's like, 'Whatever.' Elin's not the type to get all weepy or have pity parties for herself. She mourned the loss of this marriage, and now she's moving on. It's the only thing she can do.
Oh. That's kind of sad, actually. Want to hear some fun news? Tiger's second-place mistress, the reality star Jaimee Grubbs, was pulled over last night in West Hollywood while driving her Mustang. The police quickly discovered that she had three outstanding warrants for her arrest, and now she's being held in a cell awaiting $30,000 in bail money. Yay! Bet she's wishing right about now that she'd shut her trap and waited for a payoff like Rachel Uchitel allegedly did.