Today Is a Day of Heinous Barfing Stories

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On any other day, the story of the president of the AFL-CIO puking in the White House while meeting with the president would have been the best. But it really can't top the one where a guy purposefully ralphed on an 11-year-old girl at a Phillies game. It's only 4:30 — let's go for a trifecta, people!