A-Rod Doesn’t Like It When Cameron Watches

A-Rod doesn’t want Cameron Diaz coming to all his games, à la Kate Hudson, for fear of things getting “too clingy too fast.” But, someone says, “Cameron is not really into baseball, so she wouldn’t want to go to all the games.” For the first time in a while, Mickey Rourke is testing the waters of monogamy, commenting on his new relationship with his 24-year-old model girlfriend “I haven’t fucked around on her. I haven’t been that way in 23 years, so this is new for me and it’s not easy.” Fresh off of his breakup with Jenny McCarthy, Jim Carrey partied at Pacha from 3 to 6 a.m. Sunday morning with an entourage of ten women, getting “hot and heavy” with one blonde in particular. Someone shouted, “Get a room!” and Carrey just laughed. Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber went out on a sushi date, and Bieber confirmed that Cyrus “is having fun with me.” And despite the Post’s report yesterday that a starlet catfight went down at the Chateau Marmont, Lindsay Lohan says she never got into a brawl with Avril Lavigne.

When asked if he’d play golf with Rush Limbaugh, Obama (or one of his aides) replied, “Limbaugh can play with himself.” Larry King and his wife called off their divorce, and King checked out of the Beverly Hills Hotel and moved back into their home. Ryan Phillippe says that he and Reese Witherspoon have a “great” divorced-parent relationship. George Clooney’s looking to buy property in Hawaii. Oliver Stone saw Broadway’s Memphis twice in one week and might be interested in a big-screen adaptation, as is Justin Timberlake. Not realizing one could reserve seats at L.A.’s Century City movie theater, Leonardo DiCaprio and Bar Refaeli were asked to move seats four times during an Iron Man 2 screening. And Kellan Lutz and Ashley Greene want more money for the next Twilight installment, but studio execs might give them the boot instead.

While locked up at Rikers Island, Lil Wayne was busted for possessing “music contraband.” Ryan Seacrest and Adrien Brody partied at Liv in Miami with Sammy Sosa, whose skin has returned to its natural hue after last year’s accidental bleaching drama. Some woman is accusing Jersey Shore’s Sammi of attacking her after she started talking to Ronnie at Dream nightclub. Noted literary figure Tyra Banks is penning three novels based on real people in the modeling business. And a video of Miley Cyrus giving her Last Song director Adam Shankman a lap dance is being shopped around, but she probably released it herself to promote her “Can’t Be Tamed” video.