Be Nice to the Cable Guy, He Might Hit You in the Head With a Hammer

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That's what happened to Queens resident John Alexander last week when he asked Time Warner cable guy Arnold Brown to move some cords out of his way. The two began arguing and then Brown hit Alexander in the head with a hammer. Brown was charged with assault, menacing, and harassment. Alexander plans to sue Time Warner for $1 million because he was hit in the head with a hammer and, presumably, missed last week's Real Housewives. [NYP]