Dog Gets Blown Off Roof, Lives

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Photo: Tribeca Trib

A terrier in Tribeca was found on a roof 30 feet away and five stories below her owner's eleventh-floor apartment, apparently having been blown there off a terrace. "Alfie" was bruised but otherwise unharmed, and reports that she is glad no one caught on to the fact that she's actually a member of the vanguard of flying alien space lizards that will soon take over the planet. [Tribeca Trib]