Jude Law and Sienna Miller looked particularly coupley at the Met Costume Institute Gala, but Victoria Beckham skipped out on the party in favor of spending time in L.A., and she says she wants to have more kids. James Franco's rep forced him to dodge questions about his sexuality at a Tribeca Film Festival panel discussion, then co-star Will Forte (with whom Franco shares an onscreen kiss) noted, "Franco is a very passionate kisser!" Ever the vision of maternal bliss, Dina Lohan taped a Mother's Day segment with Lilo for Entertainment Tonight, then Lindsay spent her Sunday night/Monday morning at Juliet where she ordered booze and danced on banquets. Tom Brady and Gisele hopped a private jet from the Kentucky Derby to NYC, hitting up Nur Khan's Spring Fling at the Maritime Hotel with a slew of still-in-seersucker-and-Derbywear friends. Also at the bash were Jay-Z, Beyoncé, Kate Bosworth, Sienna Miller, Chloë Sevigny, Naomi Campbell, and Josh Hartnett.
Chris Brown hoped to celebrate his 21st birthday a few days early in Vegas, but none of the clubs would let him in. Kellan Lutz kicked off his 25th birthday by having drinks with Ashley Greene at STK. Seth Green and actress Clare Grant got hitched on a vineyard in Northern California. Jenna Bush told Oprah that her mother's a "secret Rastafarian" and enjoys blasting Bob Marley around the house. Jack Nicholson took his son and daughter to dine at Elaine's. And George Lopez knew about Sandra Bullock's adoption, and he's dubbed himself the baby's "proud uncle."
David Boreanaz admitted to cheating on his wife of eight years. Elin Woods is busy toting her kids around Sweden. Former Hills "star" and Lauren Conrad ex Jason Wahler is going to jail after being arrested for drunk driving. Again. Erin Andrews's alleged stalker is serving time at a federal prison in Atlanta, where Andrews lives. And Snooki's classy ex is teaming up with Spencer Pratt to promote a line of energy drinks called "Guid-o-Juice."