People You Don’t Want to Hit With Your Car

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Couldn't resist. Photo: iStockphoto

File this under best headline ever: "Lord Jesus Christ Hit by Car in Northampton, Mass." That's the victim's real name! We wonder if he chose it himself later in life, or if his parents looked at him when he was born and said, "You know, he just looks like a Lord Jesus Christ." [1010 Wins]