Pope: Gay Marriage One of ‘the Most Insidious and Dangerous Threats to the Common Good Today’

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Must resist ... risking soul ... to make ... the obvious ... wisecrack ... Oh, who the fuck are we kidding, we're gay, our soul is toast if the Catholics are right about all this stuff. Here goes: "Oh yeah, remember that time recently when gay marriage molested 200 deaf boys and then systematically covered its own ass for it? That was insidious and dangerous." [AP]