Robert Gibbs Has Never Heard of a Vole, Is Bad at Identifying Rats


White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs thinks the rodent at yesterday’s Rose Garden event was a rat, and has never even heard of a vole, which is how one biologist identified the tail-less creature. In semi-related news, Nebraska senator Ben Nelson has never used an ATM, and Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia doesn’t know what Twitter is.